Happy day before you have to send out a million apologies for the inappropriate drunk texts you're going to write tonightOne of Warren's housemates celebrated her birthday a few weeks ago. I offered to organise the gifts because I'm a sucker for birthdays and we all know how much I love a good wrap. Shelly is forever sending funny pics to the House group-chat on whatsapp, so I thought it would be fun to add some of them to her gift-wrap. All the e-card pics were found off some e-cards - which is a site that allows you to send digital cards to friends online - for when Facebook just isn't enough.
Sorry you've reached the age where you need to start lying about your age
At least you're not as old as you will be next year
Happy 24 hours of Constant Facebook Notification Day
Nothing could get in the way of me celebrating your birthday except bad weather or a playoff game
Happy birthday to someone I would donate some non-essential organs
May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people
May you live to be so old that there's a genuine risk you could die from the excitement of celebrating your birthday
I also baked some carrot cake cupcakes for her -
because, you know,
it's not rocket science.